Old Ladies Bday party published....

just got my advanced issue of somerset holidays and celebrations - looked to page 127 - and there is a 3 pager on my old lady bday party package.
i love these old girls. i felt it appropriate that they should have cranky sayings on their party hats like, ""well at least you look younger than your mom" or "go on, have a fun filled birthday, your age could get discontinued" instead the normal cheery ones that younger folks say for (i guess) encouragement.
when you are old, your party face takes on a different angle, take it from me!