Friday, November 14, 2008

our cat is a slut!

our cat, Princess FIfi, was neutered a very long time ago, when she was just a 6 month old kitten, fresh from the humane society....now, 5 years later, she is still entertaining the opposite sex! tonight she was pawing and pawing to go outside. she has taken up the habit of doing her potty outside (which is good) so i let her out thinking it was this kind of emergency.

then we went out. rosie to the Helix high school football game to watch the last game of the season as the Helix Highlanders win victoriously over Monte Vista high school and the entire league. again. all three of my kids have gone to helix.
Helix high school is the high school of my son's colleague, friend and girlfriend rival Alex Smith (Alex's dad is still the helix high school principal), then a few years later the high school produced another NFL star, Reggie Bush. so of course our school is still an undefeated phenomenon. so rosie went to watch, but my husband was suspicious, why would she suddenly show interest in football, god only knows he tried to interest her in it for a decade of saturday and monday night TV events from our sofa all to no avail.
i explained that she was going to enjoy it as a social activity. he wasn't against that but found the notion baffling. why wouldn't she like to go to simply watch the game?
oh my poor husband. just doesn't understand women.

anyway, gastone and i went to Johnny B's for a burger and brew.
when we came home we found out the truth about our cat. she was on our DOORSTEP with her orange stripped male catfriend doing a dirty deed (or trying to). CAUGHT!! and they seemed to know it was wrong too.
so embarrassed at getting caught, the male split so fast he created a huge clamoring, crashing noise trying to jump our fence that had a bit of aluminum siding leaning against it. i think he missed the jump and hit it headlong.
HONESTLY. so embarrassing and unsightly.
our cat, the hussy, nonchalantly walked into the house. i guess she thought we would not notice her toad of a boyfriend making an utter fool of himself outdoors.
casually, taking her time, she steps into he house strutting as though wearing high heels.

when i came inside, i had a number of emails to answer before it was time to pick up rosie. as i left the house i looked back from the door and saw, my husband sitting on the floor watching the TV with dempsey nearby. but who was between the two of them, sitting pretty and purring, eyes shut with satisfaction? that's right, that slut princess fifi

3 comments:

Scarlet Fields said...

I have given you a little award, I hope you dont mind too much! I am a huge fan of your blog and your lovely artwork. I understand it is quite warm where you are this weekend-stay cool. Check my blog for award details... scarletfields.blogspot

lisa bebi said...

thank you scarlet fields for inviting me to see your blog. i like disembodied dolls sometimes to.
i was amused by your "awards" question answer paragraph. i only hope to be able to do tat myself.

Cynnie said...

omg lol your cat story was FANTASTICccccalllly FUNNY!!!!
I am still laughing....that little
slut princess...what a riot!!!
THanks for making me laugh!!!

Search This Blog